The Second Coming! Book of the Day

Yup, it's true, he's back.  I have proof of it today in my new books.  Jesus has returned and has just published a book on Data Mining - Data Mining Mobile Devices.  He is using the last name Mena.  This could be from the family Mena in Spain.  It is well known that the apostles came west. Or MENA for Middle East and North Africa, a reference surely to his original home town in the Middle East.

Aren't you glad all the waiting is over, and that the Lord is making good use of his time finding out all about what we've been up to from our iphones?